Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Book by Brian Miller & Adam Paulson & Kevin Wool

Author:Brian Miller & Adam Paulson & Kevin Wool
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Abrams
Published: 2011-11-20T16:00:00+00:00

Natural Environment: Most likely a bar party or pub crawl. A Last-Minute Lance will never be able to RSVP on time.

Warnings: May ask you to borrow money or buy him a beer.

COPYCAT COLLIN

Oh, you’re wearing a turtleneck with a vest? Sweet…. Me too.

Natural Environment: A Copycat Collin can be found at any variety of Ugly Christmas Sweater Party.

Warnings: If you are wearing the same outfit as Copycat Collin, prepare yourself for endless photos and nonstop jokes from fellow partygoers.

TOO COOL TRACY

Too Cool Tracy takes herself way too seriously to ever wear an Ugly Christmas Sweater. She will, however, go to a party just to make snide remarks about others. She sucks.

Natural Environment: Too Cool Tracy can be found at any Ugly Christmas Sweater Party held by graduate students or hipsters.

Warnings: Will want to discuss the socioeconomic ramifications of throwing an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party, might have hairy armpits, and might smell of patchouli oil.

INADVERTENT ELLEN

This woman hasn’t a clue. She shows up to the office party sporting a potential award-winner, yet can’t stop repeating, "I don’t get what’s so ugly about this."

Natural Environment: Any office, elementary school, library, or Kohl’s department store. Inadvertent Ellen will never be found at an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party on purpose.

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